Husband : Nothing.
Wife :Nothing...? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
Wife : Do you want dinner?’
Husband : Sure! What are my choices?’
Wife :Yes or no.
Wife:You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself: What other problem can there be greater than this one?
